You get to really master the emotion of humility as a Chiefs fan.

We can't ask the men and women of this country to go do things for us and then, when they get home, forget about them. It's not part of the deal.

I would love to do something dramatic. I don't know if anybody will ever give me the chance, but I would love to try it. I'm trained in acting and spent many years working on it, so it's just a matter of opportunity.

I love to play it. I think it's funny. It's always been funny to me. Somebody who's large and in charge but totally wrong-headed.

Honestly, I just keep my nose to the grindstone and keep working. At the end of the day, that's usually one of those things that's going to get you ahead.

A lot of people think, 'Oh, you made 'SNL.' You're set. You're good.' No. All there is gigs, and you go from one gig to another. And hopefully you get a good gig, and it lasts for a while, and you get good work and people remember it, and you have good memories of it.

I wasn't the sharpest tool in the shed, and I wasn't the biggest, so I got real good at running my mouth and making people laugh and using humor as a way to not get into fights.

For the most part, I keep playing big knuckleheads who are like bulls in a china shop.

I have performed for the troops... in Iraq! They loved it! I loved it... It's all good!

I remember watching Eddie Murphy's stand-up act when I was little, and just being mesmerized.